Votes and notes by Lauren Cameron (@lozzemarine)
Writing this recap was not the only privilege I had bestowed upon me on Sunday, as we (Dad, Nan and I) were invited into Richmond’s Inner Sanctum. It’s a once a year sojourn where Richmond attempts to woo us, giving us a taste of the next level of membership, a dalliance with the upper echelon, in the hope that we’ll upgrade. It’s somewhat flattering.
Sunday morning involved a pre-match briefing with Tim Livingstone and Andrew McQualter, walking on the hallowed turf itself (or at least the astro-turf beside the hallowed turf), a wave from Cotch as he completed a solo warm-up and free fan-tales in a tiny National Storage box.
I was nervous about this game, as we always seem to be when terms such as ‘season-defining’ are bandied around. Sometimes it feels as though importance looms over Richmond like a dark cloud. But I’ll get back to the clouds.
Q1
Clearances?!
I chose to frantically write notes in a small notebook, because I tend to get very caught up in the excitement, and I thought I would forget everything. In the first quarter my notes were mostly: Clearances??!!?!
Not an ideal start by any means, inside 50s 7 to 19. But this quarter didn’t feel as bad as some of our other poor quarters this year. There were little things to take pride in, such as Kamdyn’s desperation, throwing himself at the ball and at Giants willy-nilly. Broady bouncing back up after being kicked in the ribs, moving onto the next contest with barely a wince. Strong marking efforts from Astbury and Vlastuin and tackling pressure from Rioli.
On Astbury (DAAS always), the forearm to the throat of Mathieson last week, followed by the collaring and stern words on Toby Greene this week were almost as impressive as his improved marking. Almost.
Final note for the quarter: I hate Toby Greene.
Q2
The little things.
In our briefing with the coaches, a fan posed a question about Rioli’s output over the last few weeks. The response was that while Dan hasn’t had as much direct scoreboard impact in the second half of the season, his GPS stats had not declined at all, indicating that he is still moving, running and creating.
I don’t like to talk about Cyril when talking about Dan. I don’t think comparisons are fair or necessary, but I did have a little think about Cyril today. In the second quarter Dan Rioli was everywhere, and his possession count and goal tally won’t tell you that. His pressure, his tackling and his presence in marking contests were really important. The little things count.
At the top of the page I’ve written rain and circled it. It was only a drizzle, but it was a start.
We came out more attacking, our pressure lifted, our kicking became more direct. Lambert goaled after being denied a holding the ball call (so maybe he was in Mzungus’ back a little) and the crowd began to lift.
Dusty and Cotch too had lifted, our captain beginning to put his stamp on things with 6 tackles, and a crazy mid-air grab of a ball he had no right to get his hands on. Our Bull bringing the pressure, the breaking of tackles and a goal.
VLAS. Capital letters at the bottom of the page, as Nick puts his body on the line again and again, taking marks and stopping everything that comes near.
I50s 25 a piece.
Q3
Thank goodness for dark clouds.
Desperation and a lift in physicality, our pressure returning to the high standards of earlier this year.
Wet weather has become something of a gift, it rewards brute strength, hard work and quick thinking.
Small moments again – Nankervis bulldozing towards goal, every tap, slap and soccer-kick, Floss marking again and again.
We looked stronger, worked harder, thought quicker.
(That should probably be ‘more quickly’, but it ruins my motif)
Q4
So tense. Can’t take notes. I love Jack.
Jack was well-held by Davis in the first half, and was pretty well-matched in the air. There is something about Jack and the rain, probably born from soggy Tasmanian mornings. He has always been an incredibly smart player, and when it rains he truly gets to showcase his genius. The swift taps, knock-ons and pokey soccer kicks to advantage – he gives everything he has, heart and soul and sweat and tears. I just love him.
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Random Notes:
Toby Nankervis is a very physical player. I may have described him as an animal at some point.
Soldo, on hands and knees, handballed to Prestia through a Giant’s legs. I just thought it was cool.
Short’s kick i50 to Riewoldt was a thing of beauty.
Nathan Broad is a tough cookie, I’m really liking him.
Upon rewatch, in the commentary: “Alex Rance, who will swallow anything that comes near him.” Thanks Huddo.
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Votes Votes Votes
5 Dusty – That sharp in-take of breath that echoes around the MCG as he gets near the ball is exquisite. I got an absurd amount of joy from Tom Scully missing a shot on goal, and Dusty kicking one immediately after.
4 Cotch – Just keeps rolling along, doing Cotchy things. Stood up in the second quarter when we really needed a Firestarter. Gets down and dirty, tackles like a maniac, shows crazy cat-like reflexes and never gets a hair out of place.
3 Vlastuin – the great wall of Ranga. Marked everything, crashed packs and was seriously impenetrable. Has an excellent beard.
2 Jack – Worked tirelessly to get himself into the game, and impacted heavily where he could. His work at contests to get the ball to ground was noticeable, and his wet weather footy is impressive, and just plain fun to watch!
1 Kam Mcintosh – In the first quarter we looked sleepy/absent. Kam was noticeable because of his early efforts, his run at stages, and his work on Tom Scully. Loves the wet almost as much as Jack.
Special mentions to Brando for his run and carry, and Georgie who despite having some issues with goals in the last few weeks, laid 9 tackles, showing great desire to have an impact.
Votes are hard you guys. Ah well.
In any weather.
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Leaderboard
36: Cotchin
31: Grigg
29: Rance
17: Riewoldt
13: B. Ellis
10: Riewoldt, Lambert
6: Grimes, Nankervis
5: Castagna, Butler, Vlastuin
4: Rioli
2: Prestia, Caddy, Menadue
Blair Hartley Appreciation Award:
for players who have joined Richmond from another club(Eligible 2017: Caddy, Grigg, Hampson, Houli, Hunt, Nankervis, Maric, Miles, Prestia and Townsend.)
31: Grigg
16: Houli
6: Nankervis
2: Prestia, Caddy
Anthony Banik Best First Year Player:
for anyone who was yet to debut before round 1(Eligible 2017: Shai Bolton, Dan Butler, Ryan Garthwaite, Jack Graham, Ivan Soldo, Tyson Stengle)
1: Bolton, Stengle
Joel Bowden’s Golden Left Boot:
for left footers(Eligible 2017: Batchelor, Chol, Corey Ellis, Grigg, Nankervis and Houli).
31: Grigg
16: Houli
6: Nankervis
Greg Tivendale Rookie List Medal:
upgraded from the rookie list during the current season
Potentially eligible 2017: Castagna, Chol, Moore, Stengle and Soldo.
5: Castagna
1: Stengle
Maurice Rioli Grip of Death Trophy:
For the Tiges top tackler
100: Cotchin
82: Lambert
67: Martin
62: Nankervis
58: Caddy
56: Grigg
Chris Rees says
Thanks Loz, this is such a great match report. It conveys so much for someone like myself who wasn’t there. I am seeking some vision of the Soldo handball – that’s the kind of thing I love to see. Cotchin has just become a tackle machine this season, he has a lock on the MRGoD trophy. And as you say, does it all without his Fudge losing its grip on his barnet, and he still can trot out some pure vanilla cliches straight after the final siren.
Dugald says
Loz, this is brilliant. Beautifully written, so engaging, I love the pic of the notepad. A writer at work!
My partner read it in bed this morning, woke me up with one of your lines: “the Great Wall of Ranga”.
Hope we meet one day.
Thanks for your contribution.
It rocks!
Tommo says
Love it 4Q so tense cant take notes……….a great piece of writing…Nanks the bulldozer.how good was his don’t argue and goal. Not at the Dusty elite level but your bulldozer term of reference summed it up perfectly. Looking forward to your next piece
Yellow and Black forever.
Ian Page says
What a great read. Loved your description of Cotchy … “tackles like a maniac, and shows cat-like reflexes”. For me, when Cotchy gets cat-like its Tiger-time!
Neville Kenyon says
Loz,
You have a fertile, quick wit and a way of beautifully and minimally conveying word pictures. Exceptionally well-written and observed.
A nice way to spend time reading.
Andrew Morrison says
Love the write up, particularly Cotch never getting a hair out of place while he employs his crazy cat like reflexes and of course the great wall of ranga. Votes were good too. Thank you
Gina Z says
Thank you Lauren! You captured the game perfectly. I often miss the detail of games when I’m in the crowd. This brought it all back for me.
I remember the shining brilliance in the teeming rain – that was pretty darn special!
Cheers Gina
Josh says
That’s beautifully written, Loz. I loved reading every word. Well done.
Skippy in the forward pocket says
Well done, Lauren, loved your report.
#keepingalidonbutgawdcouldwe?