Lions play the SUNS.    Suns playing for the pot. Fingers crossed the kids can stand up                   

Hawks and SWANS     a depleted hawthorn playing the team that’s as hot as a phaal curry. 

Pies and the CROWS.  Who will stand tall and grab their chance with both mitts.
 
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Demons and CATS Easy Peasy Catapleasy. Dees have made too many changes.

KANGAROOS kick the Saints. Saints are a bunch of burke a wills but you just never know, the Kangas sometimes have a barry crocker.

BULLDOGS are good enough to beat the Suns. In Cairns, so both are on the frog and toad.
Doogiess should kick enough sausage rolls and then will do the Harold Holt.

Lions to play the EAGLES . Toss a coin for this one but eagles should get enough through the hi diddle diddle.

SWANS playing with the Blues. If you pick blues you are on your pat malone.

TIGGERRSS to set up Port. An upset just weighting to happen. Will be hard yakka though.

BOMBERS play the Pies.
Will be a lot of froth and bubble but the team with the biggest jam tart should do it.

FREEO play GWS. Next please.

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TIGGERRRSSS are at very short priced favourites to beat the Lions.
Hard to understand Y because both teams have 4 wins for the season

Giants play favourite CROWS But Giants at lowest odds they have been all season. Just sayin

Suns at home are underdogs against PIES but I’m knot shore. Closest odds of all the games.

Dees in a close game with FREEO in TIO stadium Darwin. Dees are at very long odds

PORT at unbelievably short odds to beat the Bombers. Essendon at $4 plus is crazyness.
To place this in context the Giants are at shorter odds to beat the Crows.

The BLUES are red hot favs to overcome the Saints. I am baffled beyond belief
Both have lost their past 4 games and Blues got rolled by the Giants

Eagles are given no chance against the SWANS. Fair enough cus Swans are on a roll right now.

CATS are the shortest price of all this weekend against the Bulldogs. A bit cruel

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HAWTHORN hard headed hecklers to hassle and humble the Huns.

Saints to be trounced by the TIGGEEEERRRSS in the tried and true tradition.

FREEO will flip flop fast when facing the free falling Eagles.

The sassy SWANS will slap the Giants silly.

Lions to be kaputed by the KANGAS who will repay in kind every kick and kerfuffle.

Bulldogs to be done by the DEES who will not Dilly Dally but dunk the dry donut and dream.

Crows to be crushed by the power of PORT who will pack a punch and play pretty perfect.

COLLINGWOOD will completely crush Carlton in a controlled car crash.

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PORT to pepper the Bulldogs. Unfortunately all the Power is on one side of the negotiating table

HAWKS and the Pies. There may be dialogue, but there will be no negotiation

Suns and the CATS. The Geelong cartel is well established, this game is just a formal courtesy.
The Suns grip on their first finals appearance is becoming a little hard on the finger nails.

FREEO to slay the Lions. Procedures and protocols in place. An ugly straight forward victory.

Bombers arm wrestle with CROWS. Mediation is not an option. Too late for that.
Both have an uphill run home, so every hard fort ‘give and take’ has import.

Giants take on the BLUES. The gap between the ‘haves’ and the ‘have nots’ is too wide a gulf.

St Kilda and the EAGLES. These two teams should arrive at a quick settlement of the matter

Demons to challenge the KANGAROOS. Roos will need to be good enough as the Dees drive a hard bargain and will givem nothing

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TIGGEERRRSS to whin over Freeo. In numerology 12 represents perfection and completion. So trying to improve by adding an extra digit is a very bad idea. Tigers are 13th on the ladder.

SWANS ampersand Port. There is a Norse legend that has 12 gods sitting at a banquet when the 13th God – Loki – showed up.
In the ensuing mayhem a lot of the Gods got it in the neck.

EAGLES outdo the Gold Coast Suns. If you have 13 letters in your name you are bound to have the devils luck.

Lions wrestle with GIANTS. Kids officially become teenagers at 13. We all know that that is bloody scary.

CROWS to peckerate the Kangaroos. In olden days a witches Coven had exactly 13 members.

CATS to whine by 13 goals over the Saints. In the English language number 13 is the first compound number. True

PIES to put a leash on the Bulldogs and lead them around the park. Apollo 13 is the only unsuccessful moon mission.

BOMBERS trackle the Dees. According to Spongebob Squarepants there is 13 dirty words. More if you’re a sailor.

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HAWKS have the ‘whatever it takes’ attitude to ‘blow off’ any forward thrust by the Eagles

PORT possess the ‘driving power’ to ‘put the breaks on’ the “haven’t won for a while” Saints.

BULLDOGS collide with the Lions. Depends who brings enough Gumption and elbow grease to clean up

GWS will be blown asunder by the BOMBERS who will just “get up and go”

Suns to be clouted by the SWANS. If Suns are in front at the end of the 4th Qtr they are a chance to win.
But there is more chance the artic will freeze over than that happening soon.

FREEO are trying hard to maintain their Impetus, but so are the Crows. Bring a gun midfield or you will finish midfield

Kangaroos and TIGGERRRSSS. After last weeks calumny the Tigers need to show that they have “the right stuff”,
or any stuff or even that they give a stuff.

Demons and the PIES. The Dees are building up some good Momentum but the Pies have up a ‘full head of steam’ and will be hard to deflect.

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GreWS and the wounded TIGGERRRSSS. Giants are moddy coddled. This not a game of grab ass

Tigers are floundering, and fans want a head on a pike as the coach tries to fix the disposal monkey.

PIES and Eagles. The local wahoo Joffa should be able to put on his leather jacket early in this one.
The Eagles will need to shake a leg to snap performance issues

PORT and Hawks. I feel that after this session Port will be the sole team on top of the perch
The injury raddled hawks, may have roughy but they got no plaice to hide

SUNS in a complet rout against the Bulldogs. For the Suns it should be a macabre amount of goals.
The doggies are just not good enough to disturb other teams game plans

Blues will be sushi for the CROWS Carlton need to get their skates on or
Tex the big mullet head will feast on undersized blue fin tuna and kick scads of goals

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Essendon play SYDNEY.
Loser. Medical Research gets a big budget boost. If only the Bombers had waited.
Winner. Budget approved a million $ to subsidise accommodation for budding ballerinas in Sydney.

TIGGERRRSSSS must win against their Demons
Winners. Tigillion $ to support infrastructural rebuilding for future success. No guarantees though
Losers. Tool payments for Apprentices have been re abolished.

KANGAS will not muck around with the Lions. Get it done and put em back on the plane
Winners. $19 Mill for the Good Sports Programme aimed at building a grass roots culture with a few beers
Losers. The sick are slugged again. 7 bucks for each goal aginst. Pay the receptionist on your way out.

Fremantle in an acrimonious re match with GEELONG
Loser. Ex Grand Final players lose their gold pass privileges. No more free rides
Winner. A big boost in port and road packages to help with travelling costs

Saints will be blown away by the GC SUNS.
Losers. Half a Bill for a new Ice Breaker and $9 Mill to establish an AFL team in Antarctica
Winners. 250 Mill for Chaplains at the club for spiritual guidance. That’s means praying for success

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