Saturday was my birthday but I was not at the ‘G but at the Recital Centre for a performance of Handel’s Music for the Royal Fireworks. This is a piece of music I cannot tire of and, it being my birthday, I had to go. So far as I can remember this was the second time I’d been to see a professional orchestra. You can see why tickets are expensive – the crowd is under a thousand and there’s fifty … –>

Clashing with this game, I was invited to go out to MONA and see Robert Forster. My gut reaction was noooo - its a huge game and I've got to watch it live. And Forster, aaaaah it's great music but he's such a knob. In the end, the gig won out. A night out with old friends can't be recorded and experienced later like the footy. And Forster was actually great fun. I maintained radio silence and came … –>

It’s a bit of a shock to go to the footy on a Saturday afternoon. Clearly it was too much for most Richmond members, as only forty odd thousand turned up on this sunny day. I will try to curtail my usual whinges on this subject, but the fact is that there is little for our supporters to do. Our famed passion and loud voices are drowned out, all the time. Before the game starts one of the annoying … –>