Lions are soft, haven’t won a 4th Qtr YTD and play a version of the mighty TIGGEERRRRSSSS.
The very disappointing and highly overrated Tigers have a FF with a worrying aversion to leather
a midfielder with an aversion to cuddles and the back line has developed an aversion to the tackle.
Tigers have won both of their last two 4th QTR’s and will fall over the line, I hope
Pies have won only one last QTR, a worrying sign. KANGAS have won their last three fourth QTR’s.
Usually an impossibly tough task to beat the Pies at the Gee in heavy rain and against a howling wind.
But “you’ve had the oysters son”.
Swans are soft, they’ won only one last Qtr so far. Instead of taking zinc tablets they tried the
expensive imported Franklin herbal remedy, but the side effect had players seeing stars instead of targets.
The last option is the needle. Nurse Ratched ! get me a syringe with 20ml of Tippett. STAT
FREEO won all four last Qrts. The well known and popular Ross strangle grip is used to tame the impulse.
Eagles in a hard fort one with PORT. Both teams are impressive winning 3 from four last Qrts.
but the Eagles are travel weary, so “not tonight Josephine”, and anyway Port will have a ring around it
BOMBERS have won two last QTR’s to the Saints just one final Qtr.
Bombers have turned healthy and stopped taking all their medications and are much harder for it.
Sainters. try Kegel exercises, that should help a bit.
CROWS have won only one last Qrt, less than Great West Syd who have won two.
Despite this and against the odds I am going with the Crows, just because they are more experienced in these things.
Dees have won 2 of their last Qrt’s and surprise surprise so have the hot SUNS.
The Suns are harder because they have shed their inhibitions and are not scared to have a red hot go.
The Dees are just slowing it down, taking more time and having more touches. Some signs of improvement are appearing.
BULLDOGS .and Carlton. I am feeling some Schandenfeurde, and I don’t think that I am alone.
It turns out that angry Malty’s constant nagging about chores to his players is a big turn off.
Doggies are hot and have won two last Qrt’s compared to the Blues who one only one last Qrt.
Plus Doggies have youth on their side, and if you want to stay the distance that’s a huge advantage
Cats to re lose again to the HAWKS. but not buy too much. A special game this one.
Cats have won all 4 last QTR’s while the Hawks have won only three of theirs.
BUT. If there is such a thing as being too hard for comfort, that’s the way the Hawks do it.
EASY TIGER
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