PORT to clobber the Blues.
There was an old coach named Mick
Who liked to give someone the stick
His eyes could transfick
And encourage conflick
You never get a rose without the prick
ROOS to decimate the Crows in South Eastern Tassie.
There was a big man named Tex
He had big hair and big Pex
He’s the Crows new redeemer
With many a big screamer
And also a mean misdemeanour
BOMBERS to just beat the Suns.
There is a young star named heppell
Who’s favoured for the brownlow medell
But completely unplanned
He fractured his hand
And now they may just crash land
Giants guzunda to the PIES who will work threw their recent vicissitudes, and triumph.
There was big team in the comp
And for most games it was a romp
But then came the Lionce
Who did not compliance
And tested their medical science
EAGLES to mop up the Dees.
There was an old coach named Roos
Who coaches a team that is sick
Not playing to win
Is seen as a sin
But he just wants the first pick
Hawks and the CATS. A six day break and flying back from WA will be tough for Hawks.
There was an old Cat named ling
Who thought a coach was his thing
He had three good offers
To swell out his coffers
But he choose not to do such a thing
Lions to flop to FREEO.
There was a young man named fyfe
Who caused big trouble and strife
He has great skill
But plays like a dill
And may have a short sporting life
Bulldogs and the SWANS.
There was a tall lad from sydnee
Who loved to kick the footee
His team mate ran free
And said pass it to me
He said Nein
TIGGEERRRSSS smash the Saints.
There is young player name Jack
Who’s sometimes a bit of an Ass
Not the one that’s soft and round and pink
But the one with long ears that eats grass
EASY TIGER
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